Today on the forum I learned in what wrong family from all sides I live: first, late to give birth to the elderly, up to twenty-five, secondly, until thirty only stupid not self-sufficient people give birth. Thirdly, the second child should not be a boy, but a girl, so that the elderly after 16 years among her girlfriends saw the future wife, fourth, the dog in a family with babies - unhygienic, fifth, you need to have two cats, children can not be without furry friends, this is not childhood, but catorg some!

I sit here, I think whether the date of birth in the passport to go to change, whether the younger for the operation to change the gender to write down, or whether to look for ways to exchange one San Bernardino for two cats...