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 01.10.2015
On the Coub channel saw a video of a guy making a fast hamburger in the morning,
For me as an uncollected person, this recipe is just a salvation.
This morning he decided to implement: got 2 pancakes, cut the sausage, got the cheese,
He broke the egg into a glass, covered it with a plastic cap and turned it on for 40 seconds, as he demanded.
The recipe. Somewhere in the 25th second, when I was already cooking mayonnaise for the second baking cake,
There was such an explosion in the microwave, I woke up immediately without coffee!
The contents of the microwave were entirely in the protein and only resembled an episode of some kind.
The German film. I spent the morning for breakfast wiping off the microwave. This is 2nd.
a recipe for some network trolls, in the first I cooked lemonade, the concentration of which
able to remove water stone from any surface of the bathroom, Mr. Muscle rests!
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