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 09.10.2015
We did not know so long ago that our cat is the most unparalleled. In fact, she was caught stealing her socks. This creature approaches the laundry dryer, stands on the back legs, removes the socks from the dryer in the front, catches and takes under the bed.
Yesterday I thought that I would have to make a documentary about the unparalleled noskead and read the chord text with the voice of Drozov. And in general, it would be good to study this animal and write a couple or three scientific papers.
Everything stalled when I realized I didn’t know how in Latin it would be "unparalleled nosecood".
And no one knows.
The Romans had no socks.
And you know why? The Romans knew that sandals on socks were a horror.
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