If you are so drunk, then to bring to the absurd we will write a story.
Once, Iwling Vo recommended a Russian restaurant to George Om.

You are ohm, right?
Oh yeah, from the w.
Oh yeah, that’s a shift.
No, I don’t eat shi, shi, fu.
Oh, you are a mind! and mm,
Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh... Oh! Oh shi! Not M, but W! (Showing the big finger)