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The taxi stopped. The driver for a long and difficult time explained to me in German (to the middle of the explanation I began to understand a little language), that there is no need to catch a taxi here, because there is no stop here. Five minutes explained, very friendly. Then he left. I went where it was not forbidden.
I say I love the Germans. They balance us. We are in order, we are in order."

I am only alarmed by the fact that the German stood for five minutes in the place where, according to him, it was forbidden to stop.

That was a joke. You are here with your "to this" to everything in a row completely learned to smile.