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 20.10.2015
Dialogues of wife (s) with husband (mmm) about the cat:
How much does this animal live?
During: 9 months 21 days
Which one was chased?
Burn: It is complicated. I call her Milka, [daughter] Ponce (or Poncey, I don’t remember), and [wife-in-law] Mica, because Paradise called all its cats Mica. You can call her Ubla or Phlata, not critical anymore.
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