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 26.10.2015
I have a picture of death at home. It contains my names and initials and twenty-four layers of my brains. When a fool says I’m a fool, I show him that picture and say I’m normal, my mom checked me (my mom is a neurologist).
The photo was taken when I was 18. Since then I have been expelled from universe twice, taken to the army (this is important), a year later returned and at 22 I am a student again.
I recently found this picture and told my mom how I used it.
It’s not your brain.
Are they wiped?
- This is a picture of the uncle of the left, there is a pathology of the rage, this uncle has died long ago.
The name is mine. I was on the tomograph.
The brain is not yours.
How is it? I showed all my friends these brains, I said I was normal.
The photo was replaced.
And the naphira?
To not be taken into the army, fool.
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