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 28.10.2015
Kay goes on:

For example, you love tomatoes. <...> There are those who just say that someone eats tomatoes. But there are those who are upset that someone is eating tomatoes, and they start to promote that it is a disgust, paint tomatoes in a foolish form, repelling appetite, and so on. Do you think you will like it? Especially if it spreads. No of course. And here too.

Suppose I am an atomist. You don't like - don't eat, it's okay, but I come to the store, and there are juicy ripe tomatoes, garlic and green potatoes. I go to the restaurant - tomatoes in a salad, meat is baked with tomatoes, and even the juice is insistently offered tomatoes. I consider pizza a work of culinary architecture, but it is impossible to join it without the use of tomato paste. Don’t let tomatoes come to me! "And tomatoes take!""How you do not eat tomatoes, harvest them!""Everyone eats, everyone grows in the villages, tomatoes are part of the identity of Russia!""Mom, Daddy, I was given tomatoes at school, they told you to eat!"
Do you want to throw that tomato on someone? Strangely...
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