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 28.10.2015
About cars: We were in Moscow for the time being, my friend drove on a very fashionable car of the latest model with a bunch of buses and electronics and called me to drive nearby :crazy: And here we sit in his rough car and a pleasant female voice says: "Good morning." The car is ready to start navigation. Set the route and password."(well or what kind of thing :P )
My friend says:"I went to....x....dumb!" :shock:
The same polite voice replies:"The password is accepted! Set the route." :shock:
I thought all the way:"Well, I’m a mother-in-law and a puppy....but he’s the girlfriends of acquaintances. Maybe that’s why he’s still single?"
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