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 29.10.2015
>>How is your journey going? What is interesting?

> I quote myself
There is an analogy with the wizard "and now let’s try to get out of this ass a white and furry rabbit".
The ears have already appeared.
After a few hours *
> With loud "Chop!" gets the crown... O GOD MY! What is it? A surreal monster is pulling out behind his ears. Its different parts of the body are covered with scales, feathers and needles. Instead of one leg, a clearly incompetent visisector has a human hand. Under the tail with a brush is clearly traced a second fist which, sprinkling with saliva, tries to bite the wizard. Chimera periodically raises the hoodie and spreads the whispering "Lost contact with BD", "Fatal program error" and "Kill Me!"
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