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 29.10.2015
Gorbachev speaks at the Congress.
“Comrades, in 1990 we will have no meat products. What do you propose to do?
The hall is silent. Suddenly there is a voice:
We will work for 10 hours.
and Gorbachev:
In 1991, there will be no milk. What are you offering?
We will work 16 hours a day.
And in 1992 there will be bread breaks.
We will work 24 hours a day.
Gorbachev was upset.
Thank you, dear comrade, for your support. Where are you working?
In the crematorium.
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