As we, the humanitarian salmon, vaguely remember from school physics, weight depends not only on the mass, but also on the area of the pressing contact.

ARRRBRGRGRRH! This phrase should be banned as a weapon of mass destruction of technicians.
Weight is a force that depends on mass (P = mg in general). And the pressure depends on the area, which is defined as force / area.

In addition, I think that Carthage should be ruined... yeah, I’m sorry, I’ve settled. I think we should teach everything!