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 30.10.2015
One day my girlfriend burned a child. They sat down and ate lunch. And Lenka decided not to take her son on the pot: "And I am called to school..."- "Why? :shock: " - "This is what I want to ask you - why?" - "Oh...it’s probably because of the composition..." - "But here’s a detailed... :twisted: "
As a result, the child had to reveal that he wrote a very strange piece in English. About how the Earth was attacked by aliens and bombed its school. None of the teachers escaped.
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