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 30.10.2015
XX: Our eldest (...) we started leaving one home from three years old. Younger - with two under the supervision of the elderly (difference of 3 years)

The survivor’s mistake

ZZZ is +1! A neighbor in a winter evening went out to a store, left a 5-year-old daughter at home. The light was cut off in our house and several nearby houses - she lit a candle, the curtains broke off from it, wallpapers... From the street a guest from the fraternal republic saw this: he crashed to the floor, knocked on all the apartments, spoke in his tongue, the only door he did not open with his foot, and there was light like day... In short, luckily, we insisted on boiling water on the aquarium, the water boilers would not be poured. Then the little girl was found under the bed, hiding, and suddenly her mother wept.
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