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 13.11.2015
Oh, a great new photo! You have not posted anything for a long time.
Wow: No, it wasn’t before that.
HH: The figure is great. Did you go to the gym?
Wow: I have an individual program with a personal trainer: strict restrictions on food and sleep, weight lifting exercises, every day 2.5 hours of walking with weights across the crossed terrain, and only dare to stop and sit down, such an instant on the whole street, which is his nafig.
See also: Figase! How do you endure it? Have you been doing this for a long time?
Wow, half a year already. It is hard, but I can do it.
Do you want to give up everything?
Well, I won’t throw a child in the garbage because he doesn’t eat or sleep.
HHH: Your own foot! I wrapped my ears here! Congratulations then :)
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