bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 26 - ]
 14.11.2015
Free on all flights (international and domestic) only personal belongings can be brought into the aircraft cabin. These include: female bag or portfolio, paper folder, umbrella, bouquet of flowers, top clothes,

Yyy: At one time it was believed that a normal female bag should fit at least a half-liter bank of cucumbers (preferably three-liter) and a baton. So you have to stop carrying all kinds of clowns with you...

Aaa: I can easily pull a bottle of champagne with a box of candy in my own, closing it with lightning)))

YYY: I can only carry four beers in my own. Unfortunately, I don’t like the bottle, and the bottles don’t go in :))) It’s time to change the bag.

BBB: I think I can get in my lady’s bag not only the whole puddle, but also an elephant. The main thing is to wrap his ears with a hood with something, so that the flash of the bag does not stretch in the road.
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna