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 16.11.2015
"Drive the accelerator on the light..."
The Wise. There is no need to go over the stop-line to the cross road. It burns red - we are standing, not reaching the stop line. Lighting from red yellow - release the brake. The car drops smoothly to the line, just lighting green, and we still evaluate if someone does not complete the manoeuvre at the intersection. In this place, we smoothly plunge the pedal and smoothly outperform the smarts, who at this moment "press the accelerator," roaring the motor and swirling the standing tiny out of under the wheels. They, of course, will then break forward and joyfully guess to the next light, again, on the red with the braking of the brake and flying over the stop line...
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