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 20.11.2015
It was in the army. I just called. Among the officers, they already knew who of the recruits was capable of what. Who is the cook, who is the mechanic, who is the gardener. So, they wake me at 2 o’clock at night.

The further dialogue:

You are an ordinary one.

I: Well I am.

Head of the motorcycle!! Go after me.



Next, I go to the capsicum, there five officers are sitting in front of the comp and on the monitor the password for the BIOS.



Look at what one of us is saying. We were by a hacker. Well, such a password known as breaking thought I, and asked if there is a screwdriver. I’m told that the guy is an army, what a...crawler. Then give it something like a screwdriver. I was given a teaspoon with a pen more or less like a screwdriver.



Next....I turn off 4 screws of the system (the body of the ATH who remembers will understand), then I forge a spoon of the BIOS battery, close it with this same spoon, then put it in place, twist the system with that same spoon. I go to bed without looking at the monitor. As you can see, the men looking at it just offanelled. Because in the movies they have seen how passwords are broken in any way, but here to break with a spoon, and in their eyes - this is the first time they have seen.
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