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 20.11.2015
I go to the EuroNet to put money in. Behind the stand, a cute lady is talking on the phone. When she sees me, she ends the conversation with these words: “All, An, I can’t talk anymore. And don’t forget to remove the cowards before the guests.”



There is no scene. I look her in the eyes, she doesn’t look away, but in a second it becomes just a point. Finally, he begins to explain the situation accurately, clearly and with exaggerated calm:



I am alive. With a girlfriend.

with her. and today. The Birthday.

Guests will come.

And at us. In the kitchen. Clothes are hanged.

She can forget.

And you... and you now.

at all. on me. Must get married.



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