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 21.11.2015
The flow is like I have a stand with cold water in the toilet. I go in the morning, and there from a small hole on the surface of the pipe, the water flows and gathers into the pebble below. I called to work asked, called the sanitary technicians from the roof, I sit and wait.



After four hours, two good young men appear, one with a bark, the hose from the burner is dragging, and the second, a two-meter oak, went to the toilet, looked at it and began to tell wonderful stories. You have a difficult case, not easy. In your case, we will have to drop the water from the stand, and this is not so easy, then we will only start to boil, but the welding will be difficult, two-stage. Two stages of fighting!! I smelled the magic. And we will have to drive for a few hours, but for four thousand rubles, we can do a little faster and better.



For those who do not know, it is impossible to weld a pipe inside which there is water, it must in any case be removed from there.



I was standing and listening to the lump slowly falling on my ears, like snowballs in the winter. When I got tired of it, I went into the room and found my 5th grade welding shell. Until recently, I worked as a welder for about twelve years at various enterprises, I have several Naxos certifications, including an international one.



When I returned, the sanitary had a very happy look, apparently he thought his story worked and I went into the room for a wallet. Here is Her. I quietly showed him the crust, feeling at least as a special agent taking the operation under my control and said that work here for a maximum of half an hour, so stop fucking me in the brain. When he read, his face changed greatly, he was confused and immediately walked to his partner whispering to him, do everything well here our.



Then apparently he was afraid that I would complain to their office and all the twenty minutes, while the second was working hard, told me some bearded anecdotes. Then they went away with the blessings. So instead of a boring day, I had a fun time.
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