by Diana Udovichenko:

I read the news on the tape, I sit, I am happy with life. I love the news about the discoveries of British scientists. And it doesn’t matter whether it’s fake or not – the essence is one.
I read that one foreign scientist (I don’t remember whose, but I suspect that British) has studied the breasts of women of different ages for fifteen years. In the end, I came to the conclusion that it is not necessary to wear a bra. Especially those who have the nipples up. They will not delay.
That is wonderful. Chuvak invented a great job: he for 15 years, without laying his hands, touched the grandmothers' breasts, and made a brilliant discovery: the underwear is better not to wear, it is not so comfortable to touch with it.
A group of British scientists studied the sexual reaction of women to smells from men, and came to the conclusion: ladies arouse the smell... garlic! That is, gathered men who love to eat garlic, took the baby and made themselves smell. Poor grandmothers, smelling to hallucinations, shouted: "Like us, like us, just let us go" - and the scientists were delighted and made this conclusion.