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 22.11.2015
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My aunt asked me, “Are you not afraid of wolves in the woods, will they be attacked?”
I answer her - "Are you not afraid to celebrate Birthdays in the cafés?
There were wolves sitting at the neighboring tables, and they looked at you.")

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And we succeeded. They were three and came into the forest cage with another companion.
Tired like the devil, and also wet, because they burned and broke the dams of the bobs.
In general, strongly taken on the chest in health, not to let go.
And our companion went out on the street.
He comes and says, "Michalych, what fucking thing do you not tie your wolf? I’ve done it in the woods".
Mikhailich's eyes wiped out - "Yes, I didn't hold the dog so long..."
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