I work from home because of my leg injury. A colleague from time to time writes to Skype, telling what's going on funny at work:

10:00 Petrovich has arrived. He brought a cake, he said, “Costume, colleagues, I’ll go for a divorce.

10:15 Larisa Anatolievna learned why Petrovich is standing, asking: should he be congratulated or sympathized?

10:17 Masha said that, judging by the necklace, bound in a rope, to sympathize with...