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 04.11.2008
The preamble. American guest with an English gentleman. and smoking,

He puts his feet on the table. Then he asks, “Is it okay that I’m sitting like that?”

The answer is: “What are you! You can put all four legs.”



On our floor in the office center rooms are rented by four companies. All of us

meet for a long time. We go to visit each other, celebrate together.

The holidays. Here we came yesterday. General trade firm.

He sits so self-satisfied at the negotiating table, puts on it.

their feet. Our chief accountant, a cute girl, asks: “You

This what? In response negligent: “I signed a contract for five multiples!”

I threw him out of my job: “Congratulations. You can honor.

Put all four feet on the table.” The young man’s face is thoughtful.

I tell him a joke. The same reaction. He is not with me today.

He speaks. Only 24 hours passed...
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