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 24.11.2015
The Islamic State has stopped the car of a Christian couple.

The Islamic State: “Are you a Muslim?”
The Christian says, “Yes, I am a Muslim.”
ISIL: “If you are a Muslim, read the Qur’an.”
A Christian told a poem from the Bible.
ISIS fighter: “Okay, you can go.”

After a few minutes, the wife, barely translating the spirit, says to her husband, "I can't believe how you took such a risk. Why do you say we are Muslims? If he knew you were lying, he would have killed us both.”

“I was terribly worried. If they knew the Qur’an, they would never have killed people.”
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