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 28.11.2015
Israelis are developing an airport security device that addresses the problems of personal rights violations associated with scanning the entire body at airports.
It will be a stand you have to enter and that will not expose you to X-rays, but will blow up any explosive device if you have it on you. It will be unbeaten for everyone, no one should argue about racial discrimination. This will also eliminate the cost of a long and expensive legal process. Justice will be quick. The case closed! The instantaneous device using brushes and chemicals will clean the cabin, like public toilets.
You are at the airport and you hear a suppressed explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement by the loud-speaking system... “Attention waiting passengers – Now we have a free seat for flight number 12345...”
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1511/o151127.html#11
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