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 02.12.2015
I am a girl (D)



Please give me a small towel.

D: a small towel is placed for customers coming at least 4 times a month

I: OK, I have a schedule - once a week

D: Only one visit has been recorded on your computer this month.

Today, December 2, I came here for the first time.

D: I can’t help anything.

I: You probably won’t be here for long.

D: (surprisingly) yes, I was just arranged for winter, how did you know?! to
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