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 03.12.2015
Repair is a shit. The cultivation of an immeasurable Jean.

I have developed a special dictionary. The type "what hui door holes, scheduled as standard, made as it got" is said as "Here the masters forgot to adjust the door holes parameters according to the arrangements, and this needs to be fixed, because tomorrow the door installer will come". Or instead of “where are these trips in the sealed coating, and why through them water drops on our heads,” it is said “there are defects in the water insulation that need to be corrected; the final calculation will be made after the nearest storm, if the ceiling and the walls of the living room remain dry.”

The Zen. A huge zen.
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