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 03.12.2015
baykal904: UPD: The experiment was repeated. Just just. To my cat during feeding was subjected to such a healthy cucumbers. The cat ate... and... passed past the cucumbers, not even noticing it.
My cat is broken.
AlexeyLeon: You can go to the service center... There you will be offered to deliver the cat for repair or replace it with a new one.
anthony85: It is better to install a new firmware. Corrected bug for fear of the vacuum cleaner and incorrectly set at 4:00 a.m. alarm.
Vacheslchulkin: Don’t worry, I get the bag out every day from 5:00 to 6:00, start feeding until you send it to the rebut. And even with the recognition of food something happened, not everyone acknowledges. I will probably turn back.
Qdesuniq: It was so. It is treated by a banal setting of the time zone to +4 from yours.
Try calibration until the patch comes out. Do I have one game set up? Almost all day in sleep.
Karasivogorode: With age, everyone’s productivity falls. Even if something pulls, it will not last long, quickly overheat and go back to the dock station.
Qdesuniq: Well to fuck, fucking! Some three years ago I was a flagman, and now it’s up to you! Costume on costume. Let us complain!
KPAMYIJJKA: Guys, the vibrator is shooting. Starting a problem. Minutes two starts - is it so for everyone, or do I need to go to the SC too?
dream4: like if 14 days have not passed, you can exchange even if you do not like the color.
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