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 03.12.2015
Sunny, I love you very much, but let me not get out of bed.
XX: When did I survive you?? to
Every night, generally speaking. and ;)
I can’t survive you!!! to
Why do I fall asleep in the middle of the bed and wake up on the edge?
H: That’s what I’ll tell you now. First you fall asleep... then you get lonely and you crawl me under the side... then you get hot and you swipe off... then again lonely... then again hot... and then you twist at the very edge and don’t let me swipe on my half!! to
Sorry dear, I didn’t know. I will draw conclusions.
Xh: and include in your conclusions cake, I want a delicious!!! ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
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