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 09.12.2015
The turtle was taken to the police.

We were robbed of the basement. Three police officers came to write the minutes. While the man and the owner of the apartment were drawing up documents, two girls with me (the tenant) drank tea in the kitchen, watching my turtles. I wanted to give one for a long time, because there is little space. This police officer, as she heard, grabbed into my turtle and did not let it go again. She called Igor, said it was a man and she took him.

So I left my Igor in a police car. If they were arrested, they would have a specially trained service turtle.
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