A girl calls my uncle with an offer to buy a vacuum cleaner. He said, “Take a pen and paper. Write down: Cigarettes in packs, cutting objects...” She said, “Why do I need it?” He said: “This is the beginning of a list of items that cannot be transferred to prison. It’s for your parents, write, write...” She said, “What is the prison here?” He said, “You called the prosecutor’s office. The short hips.