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 05.11.2008
I had to work at one of the colleges of the city of Tashkent (Uzbekistan).

I was deputy director there.

One day, I was given a new room and gave a large room.

Portrait of Karimov (I. A. Karimov - President of the Republic of Uzbekistan). I am

I started looking for our carpenter to hang a portrait in my office.

But I could not find.

I went out into the courtyard and saw at the other end of it our home – an elderly man.

Uzbek is a very good man. I scream from his doorstep through the whole yard:

Where is our carpenter?

He cried to me in response:

Why do you need him?

Karimov must be hanged, I scream to him.

Here he jumped like a sparkle and ran to me. I even thought,

There was enthusiasm to help me. When he came, he became me.

It is wicked:

What are you saying?! Karimov should be hanged, but not joked about it.

must be!
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