I remembered: in the music school, we had one excessively old woman, always building something out of herself and trying to teach us good manners.
One day, walking along the third-floor corridor, she decided to make a note to the young people sitting on the bench along the wall (the guys were enthusiastic about communicating and did not say hello to her).
The lady said: "In fact, when a woman enters the room, a man has one place to rise up!"
The guys split in half, and the lady, "not catching" and accepting the reaction for personal insult, rushed away.)