Not funny about this:
Wife: And I dreamed of a dream like a zombie apocalypse... not as global as walking, but still... you collect me both in the evenings, so that I can shoot the zombies when I take Lisa to the garden... and I go to work)
Wife: And in the kindergarten in each group, there is a supply of food for a week, and three armed soldiers...
Wife: Protecting the Children
I am sweet :)
Wife: that is, a zombie apocalypse, and we go to work

This girl described life in Israel, when another exacerbation of zombies with knives...