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 12.12.2015
The story of the bright memory of my friend, ambulance doctor Alexei Nikolaevich.
They come with the caregiver on the challenge, an elderly woman, a strong heartbeat, very bad, suffocates. (I’m not a doctor, so I’m telling according to my understanding of medical aspects.)
Indeed, the grandmother is suffocating, swelling has already gone, severe tachycardia. The patient had a cardiostimulator.
And then Lecha says to the field sheriff: (for example) 2 cubes of such a medicine and 2 cubes of such a medicine, quickly!
Feldscher replied: “Doctor, your mom, this is pure poison!” Grandma is out!
Stop it off, do as I said happier!
I don’t want to go to court, do it yourself.
The doctor said, the doctor did. He put a clean thermostat on the old lady’s vein.
The grandmother began to die, the swelling fell asleep, the heart stopped, and what? is right! A cardio stimulator. Started the heart and voila - in a couple of minutes, the grandmother was like nothing in the village and froze, oh, something was with me?
This case was then handled by the highest instances and the doctor was praised.
I think it was genius.

I asked him once, “Lesh, how many people have you saved?”
“Six,” he smoked and squeezed, he replied. (This is, for a moment, a man who has gone off 10 years on an ambulance)
How are six? I shake my eyes, you save people every day!
It’s my job, and to judge honestly, it’s not salvation. These six people had to drive hard.

Thanks to these doctors.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1512/o151211.html#5
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