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 14.12.2015
What do you know about the game of words?
I went to a supermarket to buy food in the summer. Next to the alcoholic is a small fun company, clearly smells of shishelks. Choose a bucket. The boy turns a bottle of something strong in his hands, looks at the price and with indignation puts it in place with a loud voice:
I turned...! - Clearly going to say something in the spirit "I turned to buy it for this price"
I am a mangal! His friend interrupts him.
– And I’m a shale... – catches up the girl standing next to him, and breathing like this: – Heat me, heat me completely!
stormfall: I barely removed the shelf while it was rugged. Sly x)
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