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 15.12.2015
xxx: See, advertising of aura vision courses: "Already after a few classes you will be able to see what no one else can see". Someone is running!

WOW: Really, why do you need courses if I can see so well what others don’t see. On the left, the vertical strip rolls, on the right, some shit in the form of a cluster of threads with legs... Lighting in the nodes of a thin structure and the rotating thousand-pesic lotus of the Sahasrara chakra – only after some exercises.

Hey, what are you doing, or are you being fooled? Don’t try my psychic!

Destruction of the glass body of both eyes. with special effects. Therefore, I highly recommend all adepts of such courses as an oculist guru. They are usually sent to the Mullahara chakra. Even without Google you can guess where it is located.
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