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 16.12.2015
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HR 19089: You're lucky to have dealt with the bugs in the IT field. I had to restore the object after one IT shaker, dismissed due to the kiddalov from z / p, so he managed to turn the network so that a bunch of mints, FSB-shchniks and other shushers, who came to the object, could not find and prove anything. The only thing that has been confirmed is that the fall of the network is a human factor. And they got everything there so well that they had to change all the equipment and raise the servers from scratch. The result: the large enterprise stood up for almost 3 months. Losses of hundreds of millions, if not more.

And also, boys, have you heard about the fact that if the husband beats the rose again, it is not the husband's fault, but the father? If every time a former employee punishes you, you are really kidding. And you don’t have to fantasize about the topic "but we’ve shown them all". A doubtful story.
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