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 17.12.2015
Dear fellow pedestrians!
I remind you that winter has come, and the roads have become slippery and the nights dark. This means that the probability for the driver to notice us running in front of the car and successfully stop has decreased very significantly. Please do not cross in the wrong places and always make sure of the safety of the transition. And even better – cross below or above the road where possible.
Remember, the driver will sit down and then go out, and we will lie down and not get up.
Yes, and more - according to the new law, in the dark hours of the day outside the settlements to wear a light-returning vest. And I would recommend wearing it and in the villages - a great thing.

Dear colleagues of motorists!
I remind you that winter has come, and the roads have become slippery and the nights dark. No one wants to hit pedestrians, so please drive more carefully, slow down before pedestrian crossings when visibility is limited or insufficient. Do not exceed, because E = mv^2, and doubling the speed accounts for energy. And don’t forget to turn on the lights. They should always be on when moving.

2 – Be Safe!
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