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 19.12.2015
We have a teacher in the universe, his name is Baran. He has such a fine. When he comes to a lecture for the first time, his first words: "I am Aries" and whoever begins to laugh after that, is his enemy for a lifetime and not counted to him to see as his ears. So he sees our first course, he enters and says, "I'm a Beran," the whole audience is sitting quietly, because. Everyone is already heard and only one guy begins to roast wildly. The lecturer approaches, wears the glasses and so strictly: “Family?” He stands up and says very seriously, “The Goat.” What to say, we found each other. Prepod was humorous, the student had no problems with submitting the subject.
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