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 20.12.2015
Previously, I was late to work for five minutes because of the fact that I was cleaning up in the cat pot in the morning and driving the cat away from the entrance door (the cat wants to walk early in the morning). I switched the alarm 5 minutes earlier. For a while everything was fine, but after a while the cat’s revenge overcame me – the kiss began to bite five minutes before I left the house. The cock.
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