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 22.12.2015
I went to our office today Santa Claus, congratulated everyone with the new year and I called to tell a verse, hoping for a gift. I love the thunderstorm in early May, Tutchev. For this I got a free calendar with local food advertising.

Young man, I see five-year-old students in school!

If I had studied for five, I’t have worked here, I’d fooled Santa Claus.

If Father Christmas were to study in the fifth grade, he’t go here either.
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