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 30.12.2015
by Elkosrač

I am sorry to cut the trees. If everyone will cut the trees by the New Year, we will have a few pins instead of the forest. It’s good for old women out when there are pins in the woods.
Why this?
“Why is it...” It’s blatant. You can sit on them! What will the birds do, rabbits? Did you think of them?
Who will think of us? Admiral Ivan Fedorovich Kruzenstern.
- Let me ask for the purpose of improving education - and who will be Ivan Fedorovich Kruzenstern?
I do not know. This is the name of the ship on which my grandmother was sailing.
Probably he wasn’t like you, he was a good man, since his name was a steamer. He would not cut the tree. Not that some...
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