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 31.12.2015
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I need someone who is skilled in creating websites.
very very very. I want my website to be on January 1.
I also need another site, I think it is possible to make the chips to the site that I want.
If you have any, write in the Ls.
thank you.

XXX: I need someone who is skilled in creating games.
very very very. I want my game to be on January 1.
I also want to do another game, I think it is possible to realize all the chips I want.
If you have any, write in the Ls.
thank you.

YYY: I need a woman who is skilled in childbirth.
very very very. I want my child to be 1 January.
I also need another child, I think it is possible to make chips for the first one I want.
If you have any, write in the Ls.
thank you.

ZZZ: I need someone who is skilled in apocalypse.
very very very. I want the world to end on January 1.
I also want to make another end of the world, I think it is possible to realize all the chips I want.
If you have any, write in the Ls.
thank you.

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