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 05.01.2016
Why are you so surprised at the 19252 debt?
For a long time, there are few exceptions to Craiova:
When a aunt is averagely invested in beauty-skill and her makeup is shaky, the clothes are shaky and the heels are high - it's ойfu, without makeup and basses for you, diffchenki, better.
When the aunt beat-guru and kills a bunch of time, money and energy on the type of invisible makeup of 100 layers, when the makeup itself is not visible, but the illusion of beauty is amazingly real, when clothes and tapes are more expensive in order, and this is all the rest... Then - wow, natural beauty, what a smart you are, that you don't shudder with cosmetics!
When the aunt doesn’t know the beauty practice at all, investing in something entirely different, then – God, what a crocodile? Are you a grandmother? Well, learn at least from aunt number one, once not born a beauty like number two.
Source: http://bash.im
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