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 05.01.2016
Q: Do you know why I pour water from the filter in the moisturizer?

WOW: That there were no sweaters, obviously.

This is because bacteria cannot live in very clean water. I read, they are just broken from the inside by the osmosis.

Wow: Do you regularly wash from the bacterial plaque, and buy any additives?

No, it doesn’t break everyone, but most. And then I dry out the whole system, pour out new filtered water... And a few dry, but surviving bacteria are blown up with joy, and the wakefulness, the wakefulness, the wakefulness are also bursting!

You are a sadist, of course. It is terrible now to ask for a glass of water.
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