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 07.01.2016
My grandmother was 83 years old. Today, for example, telling about how and why she came (the official version of doing teeth, to be treated) finally, she gave out:"And in general, I know what I came... basically I need just a patient person who will teach me how to use...smartphone!"
To my confused question:"And why is it to you?!" and shock:
The answer is brilliant: “Nowow... I look, a beautiful phone, I bought it... and then I look, the wire... it’s a smartphone!”
I:"Why did I not give up...?"
B:"Well in the first uncomfortable... they will say this old wallet :crazy:, and in the second... I am an old sick man... I would not have come :ROFL:!"
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