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 08.01.2016
This morning I came to work, walked the corridor without light and saw the ring stamp, went to the office, considered the test, the result: gold. I thought I would go to Lombard, I would feel the money of the lungs. After 15 minutes, I look at a man in the corridor with a lamp walking what he is looking for, without thinking I go out: "The ring is lost? Take it.” And I give him, in response a word of gratitude and phone number asks, say I will throw money on the balance sheet, I refuse, asks more persistently. After 15 minutes comes the message: "In your account received a payment for the amount of 40 rubles"...



I sat down and thought, maybe it wasn’t a gold ring?
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