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 13.01.2016
and frozen. I whisper wildly, especially in the morning, after drinking medicines and soluble powders, the voice becomes recognizable (a girl 20 years old). My mom told me that I wanted to go to sleep in the morning. Naturally, I was not awakened by the alarm clock, but by her bell, but after "allo" the bell was laid. I quickly drank the powder, called back and heard from my mother the most pleasant compliment in my life: I thought I got the wrong place and the tube was taken by some prosecuted sailor, so I dropped.
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